I took myself and my woman to go see Star Terk on Thrusday and the movie was actually pretty entertaining. Just in case your to stupid to figure it out, spoilers will be put in this, so if you have not seen the movie yet, then don't read it genius. OMG SPOCK DIES!!!!!111100000
Lame joke aside, the movie stays true to the characters from the original series, execpt for a few differences, one in particular, Uhurah is a total whore, and the actress herself is rather weird looking. To be honest, most of the women in the movie were weird looking, like the green chick. Kirck also is a total pussy and kept getting his ass haned to him, not mention Sulu (is that how its spelt?) is a ninja complete with a ninja sword. The guy from "Shaun of the dead," played scpotty pretty well, and the guy who was the doctor kept pulling the "Damn it ima doctor not a (insert something not a doctor here)," line to much. The Russian guy was not funny looking but funny sounding. Oh yeah, KIRK DOES NOT GET THE GIRL.
The CGI in the movie was pretty good to be honest, kept very true to the star terk style, also the fight scene were much more bad ass (mainly cause Kirk sucked 99% of the time) and the plot twist makes you go "OH SHI-!" Not mention that William Shatner does not rear his ugly mug not even once in the movie, then again, it would have been rather funny if had some how popped up towards the end of the movie (watch the movie, you'll see what I mean). The only thing that was visually a pain in the ass was all the god damn lens flare. It was like some idiot just got photoshop and thought that the lens flare was the coolest thing ever and added it to everything, that sort of thing.
Anyway, if you read this much of what I said you're probably woundering what the hell is wrong with me and why I even brother to continue to write despite the fact that one even reads this crap; I seldom wonder why I keep going, because I somehow have a feeling that this thing os going to hurt me when I go looking for a job. Oh well, I ain't got abything better else to do.
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